Ladies, next time you and your male counterpart engage in the act of fornication (lol love that word for some odd reason), think twice before judging. Here are some reasons:
First off, men have the pressure of initiating contact (because honestly, women seldom approach men...actually a survey conducted by the Institute of Female and Male Behavior showed that women approach men 12% of the time ---btw, this is absolutely a made-up figure, and institution lol, but statistics make the claim so much more believable). We have to put aside our fear of rejection, all for a chance to have a second encounter with you.
If we are successful in being granted your name and number, we have to make sure we don't seem desperate. We have to know when to call, text or BBM (tirame por el Blackberry...had to lol). Once we do that, we can't seem like lame ass dudes, and we have to know what to say. Then, if given the chance to meet up and chill, we have to "pick the place or what we're gonna do cuz you're the guy". WTF? I thought the women's right movement occurred a long time ago? lol. If we choose something you don't want to do, we blow our chances. So why don't you pick what you wanna do, cuz guess what ladies - we're gonna go regardless lol.
We have the pressure of being a good kisser. Once we kiss, we have the pressure of seducing you (cuz god forbid the girl can be the aggressor). Once the art of seduction (good book from what I hear lol) has reached it's peak and it's time to get busy like Sean Paul, the pressures we face are compounded.
First, we become self conscious about our lack of a six-pack (yet the female fails to realize she doesn't have a great midsection herself...didn't know you had NO mirrors in your crib). Then, we have to get it up (which sometimes it's hard to do - no pun intended - especially after a few shots of Henny). Once we get it up, it has to pass the measurement test. Like wtf, be happy I got it up lol now you wanna examine it? But all that doesn't matter, because we have to perform with what we have. You can have a third leg, but if you perform worse than Nick Cannon in his movies (yes he's back lol), then you might as well have a baby penis lol.
Wait, I'm not done. If we proceed to perform greatly, we have to make sure we do not finish prematurely. If we do, we're fucked (no pun inteded once again).
And guess what the girl was doing the whole time? Straight chillin lol. It's not like the girl has to worry about Wetness Disfunction. WE HAVE TO DO THAT FOR THEM TOOOOOO!!! lol
So ladies, please give us a damn break sometimes lol...
Please comment, I'd like to open this topic up for discussion lol...unless I'm right...
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LMFAO! This is probably the best analysis of the pressures of fornication EVER! My vision has been skewed by you, Verdugitz. I vow to never tell my friends the following (girls talk about these issues amongst themselves, as Im sure you know. Its like a round table):
ReplyDelete1) "diablo I just gave him my number, ese tipo es un CHICLE"
2) "cono ese tipo me babosio la quijada entera. He kisses like he has no teeth"
3) "no nookie here. His limp bizkit ass couldnt get up"
4) "ever seen a hotdog thrown in a hallway? yea thats how his shit felt inside of me."
5) "break me off, show me what you got...thats the song that ran thru my mind...2 secs son, 2 secs"
lmfao!!! I def laughed out loud at work with this ish
ReplyDeleteIDK if I can agree 100% on this.
ReplyDeleteI agree that men do have pressures females will never know or understand, but that does not mean that women don't feel pressure also.
First, Women do take initiative. As an initiative taking woman, hear/learn it from me: MEN DON"T LIKE IT. Sure I can initiate fornication a few times...like on special occasions, but its a turn off for men if done on a consistent basis. The whole initiative taking woman clicks into the "Hunter" trigger men have by nature and once the prey is readily available, it is no longer desired.
Secondly, WOMEN ALSO HAVE TO "know when to call, text or BBM." We too "Can't seem lonely or desperate and, "we have too know what to say." Please verduguito, gimme tangible arguments!
*So you mean to tell me you'll rock with a chick that can't kiss? I will go ahead and answer that for you- NO. We too experience the pressures of fornication such as good kissing/hygiene. We too have thoughts such as
*Is it all well down there?
*Maybe I shouldn't eat fish today..
*I've got bad knees...
*Boring perhaps?
*Will he still be interested after?
*Will I GET MINE?
Listen the pressures exist for a reason. For females, if the fornication isn't set up right, then she doesn't get hers and that's selfish. Men who don't work with women so that both men AND woman climax are selfish (I have a few stories up that alley). I mean think about it, how many times have you gotten yours and left the girl to wait for round two...if you can even get to round 2. Imagine if the girl got hers and bounced leaving you with a boner. Wouldn't be fun right? The pressures are present because there is an end goal throughout fornication: Getting it. No one wants to go home with a boner. Unfortunately women have to be critical because there are many selfish and sexually illiterate men out there.
I think the problem is the type of women you are courting. I know many women that if given the chance to meet up and chill, will "pick the place" Asi ella no se puede quejar and maybe you'll learn of a new romantic affordable place. You also have to be conscious of the dating situation, if its the first date and you are asking her to choose a location, make sure you include the details about budget and payment agreement. Women shouldn't assume the dude is paying and you don't know what each others finances look like. If its a relationship, then that's wack, why would I always wanna go where he wanna go? What about my interests in people, places, and things? Again, check the woman you're kicking it to and maybe you won't feel that pressured.
No te haga el loco....
@ AfroLatinBeauty
ReplyDeleteThis is the response I wanted lol. I was generalizing alot of experiences (not only mine), and it was also written in the male perspective. I needed girls like you to give me the other perspective. And no, no me hago el loco...Im not Verdugo for no reason lol...yo soy un veterano, but not all guys know the girl perspective, or know what they are thinking. So I figured my post would spark a convo and it did...thanks again and there will be more posts that will spark discussion and controversy.
Glad I could provide some insight.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy male-female conversations on matters of relationships and the heart.
Crazy takes on things depending on the sex and culture of the commentator.