I Truly Despise...

Nick Cannon...

Really, I do. No offense Nick, but it's the truth. Here are a few things I hate about Mr. Cannon (I wish I had a cannon of my own to blast this dude -mega pause - lol).

You have no talent, yet you appear in movies and have your own show. Oh, how I envy you!
You look like a small rodent, yet you're married to Mariah (granted it's not the 90's Mariah, but nonetheless, it's Mariah) and was in a relationship with my 10 cent wifey, Christina Milian (I truly envy you for that one). BTW, fuck your tattoo of her name. C'mon son, who the fuck does that anymore? lol

It's just something about you. I can't seem to grasp it, but I do know that everytime I see you on TV, I wanna punch the shit out of you. I don't know why, but that feeling exists. I can rant for days as to why I don't like you, but you currently sit atop my "Most Hated" list. Drumline? Yea it was cool, but not cuz you were in it. I coulda watched Drumline with Fran Drescher as the damn lead actress. No one cares about you Nick, and if you think they do, you're Wildin' Out (clever huh? lol).

Sorry people, but I had to vent a bit. Now back to our regularly schedule program...