I figured I'd start airing out things we do or have done that we never tell anyone about or constantly front about. I've compiled a list of some of my favorites lol:
1. Eat/Eaten boogers
C'mon son, you gonna sit there an tell me that you've never, in your life, eaten a booger? Not once? Fuck outta here lol. You're gonna tell me that you never cried and had boogers drip down from your nose, and formed a small reservoir of boogers right about your upper lip, then proceeded to lick? Stop fuckin' lyin lol.
Speakin' of boogers, you ever had that one stubborn ass booger that you try to flick but it takes like an infinite amount of flicks to get rid of? You flick with your right index finger, then you notice its on that finger now. Then you use your left hand and guess what? It's on that new finger smh. Fact of the matter is, the time expended to get rid of this nuisance is incredible lol
2. Wipe your butt and look
Everyone is curious, so I know for a fact some have wiped and looked at whats on the plate so to speak lol.
3. Worn old undies
"I didn't do anything crazy last night, so I guess it's ok" or "I only wore em for like 3 hours" lol
Laundry day comes, and some people are assed out. So it's either free ball or recycle lol. If you do perform this action, make sure they don't look like you played in the mud. Thanks.
If you have more, please comment and add to this section lol
Monday, November 30, 2009
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Ew Kevin....lmao
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