Dude, it's 8 am...

and you already smell like you've played 3.5 full court games in Africa during the day, wtf. You're on YOUR WAY to work, yet you smell like you were sweating in your sleep. Did you dream you were running a marathon or some shit? Do I really have to endure the smell of your non-deodorant wearing ass the whole ride from the Bronx to midtown? Seriously. I, myself, am OCD when it comes to deodorant. I swipe about 20 times before I feel confident with my application. I wish others were as considerate lol. I would only imagine what it feels like to be standing on a train next to this same guy at 6pm going home from work, with his death pits in front of your face while he grabs on to the bar (pause --> this will be a reoccurring word in my blog). So fellas, (ladies too fuck it) please be mindful of ur body odor on the train, and we will all have a pleasant morning....