Things I Hate Part 2

The long awaited "Things I Hate Part 2" is finally here...

1) Hot Pizza

Ever burned the shit out of the roof of your mouth? If so, join the club. I always order "a slice, not too hot" yet always get "a slice, hope you burn the roof of your mouth hot." It's like the pizza dude purposely leaves it in a bit too long, gives me the slice, looks over at his pizza buddies and says "watch this...dude's gonna burn the shit out of his mouth." That's a sick game my friend...a sick game

2) First Sip of Hot Chocolate (pause)

Speaking of things that are hot, who else gets extremely scared when taking the first sip of hot chocolate. It's like venturing into the unknown. The actions are all the same - you take the cup and bring it to your mouth at a consistent pace, but once the lid touches your lip, everything is in slow motion. Your hands begin to tremble because you really don't know how hot the damn chocolate is. You tip the cup over and just sit back and wait, yet regardless of how cautious you are, you still burn the shit out of your tongue. That my friends, is the worst. It's about half a day's worth of numbness, and everything you eat after just doesn't taste the same.

3) The False Alarm Poop

Ever feel like you have to take a poop and you're certain it's gonna be a good one, so you run to the bathroom with content and delight all to find out it was just a fart? Yea, that shit sucks (no pun intended). It's like getting a huge box for Christmas thinking its a nice sound system or something, but when you open it up its a $15 giftcard to Starbucks. SMH...

I'm Backkkkkkkk!!!!

The infamous Verdugo blog is back by popular demand. It's been a long time since I last posted, so I have to get some of the rust off...stay tuned, and enjoy...