Things I Hate Part 1

After a long hiatus, I've returned to bring you a new series in the Verdugo Chronicles. This will be an ongoing series, detailing things that I personally despise/hate. Hope you enjoy (and I bet most agree lol).

1) Wet Socks

The fuckin' worst feeling in the world. Not only do your feet get wrinklier than old balls (pause), it just feels like you're walking around with sponges for shoes. They never seem to fuckin' stay on your feet (You know what I'm talkin' about...the sock's toebox never stays on and just hangs off your foot like foreskin lol...then when you walk, you try not to step on the fold since it's annoying as fuck...so you walk in a way that just makes this little extra piece of baggy sock stay away from going under your step, and you end up walking like you have flippers on...anyone know what I'm talkin' about or is it just me? lol). Might as well add some Mistolin and slide around your wood floors and do something productive while you're at it.

2) Getting dressed in the bathroom after a shower

It may just be me, but I hate getting dressed after I shower, while STILL in the bathroom. I'm all damp, and never seem to get all the water off. I like going to my room, dryin' off completely and then putting on my clothes. The worst is having your boxers feel like semi-dry swimming trunks - just not a good look. Your wife-beater gets stuck to the droplets on your back. Your hair remains damp, so your shirt has little moist areas. What you thought was an efficient idea, ends up being an uncomfortable one.

3) Spelling errors/Improper use of words

Granted, my blog may have some spelling errors, but most are due to colloquialisms. Besides the fact, I hate when people misspell easy ass words or use the wrong form. Here are some examples:

"OMG, nothing is worst than that"

Really? Really? Did you not learn superlatives in 8th grade? Bad, worse, worst. Punto.

Or the infamous

"I'm older then you"

Then? Really? THAN people...THAN...it's a word used in comparisons...Jesus H. (H stands for Horatio) Christ...

There are plenty of other words, but the list is longer than Tiger Wood's list of females lol...

Things I Hate Part 2...coming soon