American Idol

It's that time again...

As much as I hate the show (it was pretty cool at first, but it fell off faster than 3LW's career...stupid Cheetah girls), you have to admit that the auditions are the best part. I usually watch for the funny/idiotic/ridiculous auditions, since they are highly entertaining. Seriously, some of these people must not have friends, and if they do, those friends might not care enough about them. There are some individuals that must be part of a mean joke cuz they honestly have no talent lol. If I were their friend, I would tell them to save themselves from the humiliation, but at the same time, it's fuckin' funny as fuck (alliteration at its best lol). If one of my friends had a booger, I'd tell him he had a bat in the cave. That's just what good friends do. If they smell like ass, or their breath smells like they ate caca, I'd suggest a shower or give them gum. Again, I'm a good friend. Furthermore, if my friends sucked at singin', I wouldn't let them humiliate themselves (ok maybe a little piece of me would let them make a fool of themselves, you never know, they can become the next William Hung and get a record deal...we'd be the next Entourage babyyyyy lol).

Would I audition knowin' I suck? Probably lol...but there are people who shouldn't even be let out the house, let alone audition. The fact that these types of people exist in society scares me lol...